I had been confused about why no js was showing in the source code, apparently those resources are hosted by Google.
Adding the "drawVisualization" to the JS-exclusion was not successful, but I was able to run the noptomize filter for the page through the helper plugin and subsequently though my child functions with success.
Unfortunately, the plugin messes up my galleries and slideshows, which are the two most important features of the site, and it just doesn't provide a significant enough speed improvement to make it worthwhile trying to get it to play nicely.
Thank you again for your assistance Frank.